I don't have any big secret about putting. Just hit at it. It's either going to miss or go in..
It is today an accepted principle of golfing architecture that the tiger should be teased and trapped and tested, while the rabbit should be left to ….
I'm from Southern California, so I feel much more comfortable with a golf club in my hand than I do a weapon..
Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision..
Wherever we play golf, people come out here to get autographs. They obviously come out to watch us play and see us in action, but they also want to i….
We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is..
Never take a mulligan on a par 3. A "hole in three" is not a fun story to relive..
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course..
[My son] Michael came along and he played a little bit of everything. He went to Georgia Tech on a golf scholarship..
The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team..
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him..
She knows how to hang on to my money. I wish her mom were the same way..
I don't think you would have missed that putt, but in these circumstances, I would never give you the opportunity..
It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole..
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens..
All of a sudden I'm an expert on everything. Interviewers want your opinion on golf, foreign policy and even the price of peanuts..
I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side..
The great players have a set of golf clubs in their feet.
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees..
All I want to do is do my shows and play golf..
I wasn't this nervous playing golf when I was drinking. It's the first tournament I've won on the PGA Tour in a sober manner, so it's a great feeling….