If you try to fight the course, it will beat you..
A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons..
They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke..
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch..
Arnold's place in history will be as the man who took golf from being a game for the few to a sport for the masses. He was the catalyst who made that….
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air..
Women's golf definitely hit a bump in the road. We lost some tournaments due to a combination of things led by the downturn in the economy..
The rules are simple and easily understood by anyone who has once seen the game, but to the totally uninitiated they appear to be hopelessly unintell….
Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well..
Hitting the ball is the fun part of it, but the fewer times you hit the ball the more fun you have..
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that whe….
Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much..
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for b….
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark....
Golf is the only game that pits the player against an opponent, the weather, the minutest details of a large chunk of local topography and his own ne….
Golf is a terrible, hopeless addiction, it seems: it makes its devotees willing to trudge miles in any manner of weather, lugging a huge, incommodiou….
I was lying ten and had a thirty-five foot putt. I whispered over my shoulder: "How does this one break?" And my caddie said, "Who cares?".
I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer, it's time to take stock..
The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking at a golf ball is not the cure..
Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of brave men and fools out of e….
Programming is similar to a game of golf. The point is not getting the ball in the hole but how many strokes it takes..