If you're stupid enough to whiff, you should be smart enough to forget it..
Golf is like eating peanuts. You can play too much or play too little..
Golf is a lot like sex. It's something you can enjoy all your life. And if you remain an amateur, you get to pick your own playing partners..
Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards..
Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it..
This golf course, you miss a shot a little bit off-line, it's going to bite you..
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there..
The toughest opponent of all is Old Man Par. He's a patient soul who never shoots a birdie and never incurs a bogey. And if you would travel the long….
All golfers fear the one-iron. It has no angle, no loft. The one-iron is a confidence-crusher, a fear trip, an almost guarantee of shame, failure, du….
I don't have any hobbies! I don't golf, I can't imagine what I would do if I retired other than get fat..
Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance..
In The Bob Hope Golf Classic (LWT) the participation of President Gerald Ford was more than enough to remind you that the nuclear button was at one s….
I have been attempting to meditate more. Golf is my state of peace, though. The tranquility of a golf course, all of the trees, the oxygen. It puts m….
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur..
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it..
Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags..
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons..
Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged….
The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it..
My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill..
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated..