As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop..

The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends..

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

m doing my best" "no,this isn't your best. We shall recognize your best when it appears.

We're all divided, but some of us have children, and we are invested in the future and would like to see good things happen..

Graved inside of it, "Italy"..

I'm German, after all..

We cannot predict the future, but we can invent it..

I do like to be surprised..

Africa is on the rise..

A woman can wear anything- she can make it right..

you couldn't talk yourself into love any more than you could talk yourelf out of it..

Good things, by their nature, are fleeting. It’s those that bring us grief that linger..

I work whenever I'm let..

One place is very like another..

Put your good where it will do the most!.

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny..

You have to escape to survive, as you must survive to escape..

I didn't shoot anybody, no sir . . . I'm just a patsy..

Experience is what you get while looking for something else..

I am not God but something similar.