They can only kill us once..

Once the call of God comes to you, start going and never stop..

Sadly, God mentions no crowned nags in Proverbs..

You are here to experience life, not to escape from it..

Love came when you weren't looking, except in the case of millions who found mates on Match.com, but, hey. It sounded good..

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner..

There is no such thing, incidentally, as one kudo..

Be approximately right rather than exactly wrong..

Last night, we had the first gubernatorial debate. Some people are criticizing Schwarzenegger for not going. They say Arnold goes around telling peop….

I've never been fired in my life. From anything. I've never failed at anything I've tried..

Be loved, be admired, be necessary; be somebody..

I always go in very emotionally when I'm doing music. Sad or happy, I'm always into it..

Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that because John Edwards still has $50 million in campaign money, Kerry might pick h….

We all see only that which we are trained to see..

You won't see Moonves on Twitter..

We only kill each other.

We are, after all, homo economicus..

Life's there to make the most of, and that's what I do..

Your word is your bond, you do what you say you're going to do..

With Carmina Burana, my collected works begin..

The only rule is there's only one rule: no rules..