I bought a gun because POW POW sounds a lot better than Hey, put that back!.

I'm not really into movies on dates because you can't chat it up..

Nothing someone says before the word 'but' really counts..

Hey listen, I already have a complete list of silver linings. It's the goddamn cloud that's killin me..

The religion of the Bible is wholly supernatural..

The coming being is whatever being..

It is always dullest before the yawn..

I'm against reparations. At this point, blacks should just be handing money to themselves..

You work with what you got..

The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be..

The wisdom coming from above, the faith that sweetly works by love..

I prefer nothing, unless it is true..

It remained an open question, how much sympathy love could stand..

I've always been a tech-head..

Most of us have more potential than we will ever develop. What holds us back is often a lack of courage..

The CEO of The Cheesecake Factory is now warning that Obamacare will be very costly. Hey, The Cheesecake Factory is one of the reasons we need Obamac….

Protecting yourself from failure is probably not a good way to live..

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier..

It is unimaginable that the United States would have to contribute hundreds of billions of dollars and highly unlikely that we would have to contribu….

History is absolutely my thing..

You can learn a lot of things from being in movies..