The CEO of The Cheesecake Factory is now warning that Obamacare will be very costly. Hey, The Cheesecake Factory is one of the reasons we need Obamac….

Protecting yourself from failure is probably not a good way to live..

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier..

It is unimaginable that the United States would have to contribute hundreds of billions of dollars and highly unlikely that we would have to contribu….

History is absolutely my thing..

You can learn a lot of things from being in movies..

You adapt yourself to the contents of the paintbox..

There is no happiness without patriotism..

I don't like where I'm going and I don't like where I've been. Why am I in a hurry?.

You're always allowed to be better..

Anything you throw yourself into, you better get yourself out of..

We could have chopped down the sycamore with this..

Hey, I was raised in the church..

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey that ain't bad yeah, Cedric the Entertainer..

What You were Once, Was Also Because You Were Someone Else Before that.

I get happy very easily and very often..

Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don't really know Lance, but he comes o….

I've always loved improv. It's my thing..

The overall commentary on what I'm doing is saying, 'Hey look! I get to create whatever persona I want to, and it's all up to me. And the truth is, w….

LIVE for LIFE, but let live everybody.

You have no beginning of time. It's always been there..