You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Only the autodidacts are free..

To understand him you had to understand this: he wasn't human..

Human beings are like timid punctuation marks sprinkled among the incomprehensible sentences of life..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

The human brain is by far the most complex physical object known to us in the entire cosmos..

When true forgiveness happens it is one of the most astonishing and liberating of the human experience..

If there is such a phenomenon as absolute evil, it consists in treating another human being as a thing..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

Right human relations is the only true peace..

Nothing so reduces and drags down a human being as the consciousness of not being loved..

A Horcrux is the complete opposite of a human being..

The irony is that science has served only to show how small human knowledge is..

The more I work the happier I am..

The future of narrative? Built in, part of the human template. Not going away..

Violence is the ultimate human degradation..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Die,human! Die, silly polluting nasty person!.

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

It could be that the total scenario for human beings is an insoluble mystery until we die, followed by nothing at all..