I just want to get the most money I can..

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?".

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ... That can keep me awake for days..

You got to go along to get along..

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions.

Life begins when we decide it's going to begin for us..

Whenever I get into something, I shut out everything else..

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be..

The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs..

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does..

the more you live the more things reflect all around you!!!!.

I'm a professional food eater..

There are no more liberals Theyve all been mugged..

There is never only ONE of anything in nature..

I have not been recognized..

Amateurs do things 'till they get it right. Pros do it 'till they can't get it wrong..

When there's nothing to do, you do nothing slowly and intently..

The original deal we made was that Walker would be treated like a regular movie, rather than an arthouse thing..

This depravation of our nature is nothing else but the blotting of God's image in us..

You get what you get when you get it..

I have learnt more from my failures than my successes..