I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there..

My doctors told me this morning my blood pressure is down so low that I can start reading the newspapers..

There is no wisdom but in death.

I've been racketeered on..

What we do belongs to what we are; and what we are is what becomes of us..

You find out what's in you when it comes out.

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease..

The great thing about university is that they incline you to get up and do it, from the Classics to modern plays, to the humor that Monty Pythons mad….

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man..

When I hit one over, I knew I was good..

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to..

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose..

Either is both, and Both is neither..

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant..

It's great to represent things that are not represented..

There is never any turning back Gemma. You have to go forward. Make the future yours..

I'm living the best life that I could ever be living..

Rehabilitate the germs that cause bad breath..

In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets; you may not find something to la….

I'd tell him, though. Soon. Soonish. Eventually..

Nothing exists until it is measured..