You are what you wear..

I don't know how I want to come across looking, really. I just look how I am..

Until you respond to God by faith, you do not receive from Him, because God is a faith-God..

When I eat better, I perform better..

Everything I say is true..

It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still..

I've succeeded at everything except my life..

That's what poems are for, unlivable love..

Freedom has never been free..

Your thoughts are making you..

It is not in the power of every one to taste humor, however he may wish it; it is the gift of God! and a true feeler always brings half the entertain….

You reach a point where you say you're not going to do juveniles any longer..

My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section..

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on….

Could you be loved and be loved?.

I didn't particularly like being objectified..

You`ve got to just follow the money [in Washington]. You see it. There`s no countervailing power..

When we are honoured for a thing, we become attached to that thing..

I am one of the crucified dead..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

This is how it is now. This is my life..