Quotes on Humorous

I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.

I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.

What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.

Don't find fault, find a remedy.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.