Quotes on Humorous

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.

Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The poor have little; beggars, none; the rich, too much; enough, not one.

There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love when they no longer love each other.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.

I am not an economist. I am an honest man!

Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other problems.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

Five exclamation marks: the sure sign of an insane mind.

Subversive, ethical, ecological, political, humorous ... this is how I see my duty as a designer.