A gentleman need not know Latin, but he should at least have forgotten it..

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I prefer to drive myself. I guess I like to be in control..

A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it's not worth it..

I have to be pretty close to what I am..

If you are watching my films and wondering, am I missing humorous speak because I'm not Korean? Am I missing out? You don't have to worry, because yo….

The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter conn….

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't..

I can prove anything by statistics except the truth..

To be a colored man in America ... and enjoy it, you must be greatly daring, greatly stolid, greatly humorous and greatly sensitive. And at all times….

I dont have time to be depressed..

'Sugarland Express' was pretty amazing..

Straight ahead you can't go very far..

I am a romantic, I admit it..

We live in all we seek..

As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything..

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.

We admire Chaucer for his sturdy English wit.... But though it is full of good sense and humanity, it is not transcendent poetry.For picturesque desc….