It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything..

He was there or was not there: not there if I didn't see him..

if you are going to be pushed you had better jump.

But if you travel far enough, one day you will recognize yourself coming down to meet yourself. And you will say - yes..

If there are a million roads into hell, there's not one road out..

If you do something for so long, it's really great in your life, right?.

It's difficult to have any animosity towards someone if you recognize that on so many levels they're exactly the same as you..

If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind.

Defend yourselves! If people don't defend their rights, they lose them..

If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supporting you; but if not, you have infinite power against you..

If The Savior Stood Beside Me, Would I Wear the Things I Wear?.

If you aren't laughing, you aren't living!.

You're nothing in America if you don't have debt..

If you have a body you are a dancer.

If you are going to keep company with me, don't embarrass me..

I always say that I'll have a go and see whether the poem works and if it does, then fine..

If you're not putting out relevant content in relevant places, you don't exist..

If you forge a Carl Andre, it's just another Carl Andre. It's not like a Vermeer..

I have to admit, if Oprah were a man, I would marry her..

If I was going to lie to you, I'd already be elected..

If there's one thing I'm good at, it's putting people in their place..