Don't confuse close with happy.

When it’s time, it’s time … and it’s time..

Some things that are true are not very useful..

Sermonettes make Christianettes..

It's time for me to go. But I would rather stay..

It’s so easy to be easy—if you let it..

Whenever I get into something, I shut out everything else..

The flute is a weird instrument, especially when played solo..

We are what we are, wherever we are..

You're a writer. Make it up..

Most pornographic images are simply too repulsive..

I often look for beauty in form and structure, and for ideas..

I would never say snog. I would say osculate." She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?.

The headiest loves were the loves that couldn't be..

If God was small enough for you to completely understand him, he wouldn't be big enough for you to completely trust him..

If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it..

I learned never to say, 'That's too tight.' If a woman puts it on and feels good about herself, then it's for her..

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second..

If you do the right thing, the right thing will come down the path..

If we believe the good we read about ourselves, we have to believe the bad we read about ourselves..

I just have this feeling that if it weren't for the Gloversville Free Library that I probably would not be a writer..