I have seen the future! Go back!.

I love everybody. Even George Bush..

To be a good actor you really have to want to act first..

The things which must be must be for the best..

nobody is like anybody else. that's why nobody gets along with anybody else..

Nothing burps better than bacon..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

Here we are on the road. We must be going somewhere..

Technique plays a part - you have to know how to play..

Discern the vital few from the trivial Many..

Mexicans are quasi-legal..

Before beginning, prepare carefully..

Money amassed either serves us or rules us..

I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..

I definitely talk about stuff I watch, but it's longer-form stuff..

Some recent philosophers seem to have given their moral approval to these deplorable verdicts that affirm that the intelligence of an individual is a….

Discover what you are..

Other intelligent life-forms will differ greatly in appearance - they may resemble the creature in E.T. or startle us with their beauty - but life it….

I have always been afraid of banks..

La pereza anda tan despacio que la pobreza no tarda en alcanzarla..