This is why Jessica Biel is a successful actress: because, despite the punchlines, you know how to tell a joke..

I could never sit down and write jokes..

I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started..

When people come in to act on the show, we say, "Just be extremely dry and not funny. Let the idea be the joke." That holds true through a lot of our….

I'm not much of a joke writer..

I'm a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy..

I like to joke that Inhofe is as far left as I'll go for an employer..

Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke..

The future of this nation, with the present generation, You must admit is nothing but a joke.

America has got to learn to take a joke..

It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells..

People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside..

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny..

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline..

Always warm up the audience with a joke....If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke..

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!.

I enjoy life. I always enjoy jokes..

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke..

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke..

Living is a pretty grim joke, but a joke just the same..

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes..