I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes..

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes..

Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong..

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it..

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke..

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did..

Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes..

The joke is, we all have the same punchline..

Donald Trump has shown that he will essentially attack individuals, make Second Amendment jokes..

I love telling myself jokes. I think I'm a riot..

When you're an older woman [in a movie] you tend to be in - how did you put it? You're the brunt of the joke..

I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes..

For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offens….

If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over….

Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions..

When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke.

Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke..

I can't crack jokes because I don't have any..

God's jokes are the soul's curriculum..

Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs..

I like to respond with jokes and to keep it as light as possible..