No day in all my life had ever been as cruel as this one..

I love a good Dorothy L. Sayers..

Er-my-nee," Ron croaked unexpectedly from between them..

Who do you serve? Do you serve somebody? I serve the poem, no one..

I never have anything to talk about..

What God originates, God orchestrates..

I like my work to stand on its own as much as possible..

There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it.

Swallows and Amazons for-ever!.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you..

...the Gods too love a joke..

There is nothing in the world so incomprehensible as the joke we do not see..

I'm not a man who constantly thinks up jokes..

I'm religiously celibate except in LA, NOLA, FLA, because there is certainly no God in any of those places. So unless you live in one of those places….

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny..

I'm more interested to show the darkest places of myself, and I don't joke about it..

Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work..

My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop of a hat..

I tell very mean jokes..

You name any horrific thing, and I can make a joke out of it..

One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes..