Women are women, and hurray for that..

I'm a huge David Wain fan. He's one of my best friends now, but he just makes me laugh continually, much to the annoyance of his wife..

No one can be a true Muslim and a true American simultaneously..

Mexicans are quasi-legal..

I want to make the audience laugh and cry within ten seconds, to show just how close those emotions are..

History has shown us time and again that what is right is not what is popular..

I'm a lot of things, but none of them are great..

The public is never wrong..

What cannot be imagined cannot even be talked about..

The simpler we make things, the richer the experiences become..

All history is the history of thought..

The new evangelization ... begins in the confessional..

Once after Barefoot In the Park had been playing for about a week I went back to see it, watching the audience, which was just falling over laughing ….

Beginnings are apt to be shadowy..

You transfix me quite..

The love of every single one of my lives..

No one places any trust in the words of the Americans..

Now I am the unknown, the unknowable..

How I like to be liked, and what I do to be liked!.

I'm friends with Hank Azaria. We were on a show together 800 years ago, and we laugh every single time..

You and I are more than you and I because it's we..