Power wears out those who don't have it.

You can't see the picture when you're in the frame..

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Laughter is the greatest music in the world and audiences come to my shows to escape the cares of life. They don't want to be embarrassed or insulted….

It's a little like casting out hundreds of fishing lines into the audience. You start getting little bites, then more, then you hook a few, then more….

Women are women, and hurray for that..

I'm a huge David Wain fan. He's one of my best friends now, but he just makes me laugh continually, much to the annoyance of his wife..

Mexicans are quasi-legal..

I want to make the audience laugh and cry within ten seconds, to show just how close those emotions are..

History has shown us time and again that what is right is not what is popular..

I'm a lot of things, but none of them are great..

What cannot be imagined cannot even be talked about..

The simpler we make things, the richer the experiences become..

All history is the history of thought..

Once after Barefoot In the Park had been playing for about a week I went back to see it, watching the audience, which was just falling over laughing ….

Beginnings are apt to be shadowy..

You transfix me quite..

The love of every single one of my lives..

No one places any trust in the words of the Americans..

Now I am the unknown, the unknowable..

How I like to be liked, and what I do to be liked!.