The best way to make friends with an audience is to make them laugh. You don't get people to laugh unless they surrender - surrender their defenses, ….

You are either going forward or you are not..

I play a whole lot of instruments pretty badly, instead of playing one instrument really well..

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming..

No one's going to shoot at me..

We don't have time to be sad.

It's always wonderful to get to know women, with the mystery and the joy and the depth. If you can make a woman laugh, you're seeing the most beautif….

Love changes us, but we change how we love too..

When you can't see yourself objectively, you won't see anyone else objectively, either..

He who says o'er much I love not is in love..

We dance, we dance. You hold the thread of my soul. You spin, you spin. And you unravel the part from the whole. We laugh, we laugh. I'm so far from ….

An experience that changes nothing is hardly worth having..

Not all. Some of them he probably lectured to death..

Doubtless there are other roads..

Death is something we shouldn't fear because, while we are, death isn't, and when death is, we aren't..

Power wears out those who don't have it.

You can't see the picture when you're in the frame..

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Laughter is the greatest music in the world and audiences come to my shows to escape the cares of life. They don't want to be embarrassed or insulted….

It's a little like casting out hundreds of fishing lines into the audience. You start getting little bites, then more, then you hook a few, then more….

Women are women, and hurray for that..