I always used to say that I wanted to be the next MTV, the next ESPN, the next CNN rolled up into one, and everyone would laugh at me. But now I thin….
There's something timeless and important about making people laugh, about being the right spot in their day..
You can perceive life as tragic, or you can laugh at the tragedy of it and that turns it into comedy. It doesn't change the circumstances..
You got to go along to get along..
Of course the Devil is laughing at folks for believing it [Big Bang, etc.]. But hey, it works, it sends 'em to Hell, so he'll use it..
Live, laugh, love, every day to it's fullest, for who knows, tomorrow, may not be..
Life begins when we decide it's going to begin for us..
Whenever I get into something, I shut out everything else..
So far, I've only sailed in the Caribbean. I've sailed the Virgin Island and The Grenadines. I liked all that. We charted some really crummy boats in….
I want to make women laugh. I want to make them feel beautiful in their own skin. I want to empower them to use their voice and not apologize..
Catholics and Protestants are fighting with one another... while the enemy of Aryan humanity and all Christendom is laughing up his sleeve..
I think stutterers are funny. And I know it's rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutterers. But I think it is okay because I know why they'r….
I try to be fair, and I try not to be cruel or mean when I'm interviewing someone. But you have to push a few buttons. When you're on a roll and you'….
the more you live the more things reflect all around you!!!!.
I'm a professional food eater..
There are no more liberals Theyve all been mugged..
There is never only ONE of anything in nature..
I have not been recognized..
He tells me I look as if I could use a hugand i laugh at him and he ignores me and steps forward and puts his arms around me and hugs me. I warm at t….
Amateurs do things 'till they get it right. Pros do it 'till they can't get it wrong..
When there's nothing to do, you do nothing slowly and intently..