I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..

Everybody has something to conceal..

You take advantage of your position as a famous actor to meet women..

Money out of nothing is money that is eventually worth nothing..

It wasn't that I had gotten it right . . . but that I had gotten true..

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'.

You don’t have to have a boyfriend to be happy, to be pretty, or belong..

I'm into women. I've always loved women..

Humans sort of instinctively respond negatively to something that's not true..

You can Laugh or you can cry, it changes nothing.

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny..

Buy less, buy better, and really wear it..

When Caesar says, 'do this,' it is perform'd..

I loved working with Mandy Patinkin, I have to say..

Everything was believed except the truth..

We considered behaving, but it's against our nature..

Most of the time, leaders should laugh at themselves rather than others..

You don't go to a comedy and try to laugh. You laugh in spite of yourself. You don't just come on stage and cry. Something has pushed you to cry..

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..

I'm a sponge. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with the idea that you can make somebody laugh, and I love to be around people who can make othe….

We are a nation within a nation..