I want to make women laugh. I want to make them feel beautiful in their own skin. I want to empower them to use their voice and not apologize..

Catholics and Protestants are fighting with one another... while the enemy of Aryan humanity and all Christendom is laughing up his sleeve..

I think stutterers are funny. And I know it's rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutterers. But I think it is okay because I know why they'r….

I try to be fair, and I try not to be cruel or mean when I'm interviewing someone. But you have to push a few buttons. When you're on a roll and you'….

the more you live the more things reflect all around you!!!!.

I'm a professional food eater..

There are no more liberals Theyve all been mugged..

There is never only ONE of anything in nature..

I have not been recognized..

He tells me I look as if I could use a hugand i laugh at him and he ignores me and steps forward and puts his arms around me and hugs me. I warm at t….

Amateurs do things 'till they get it right. Pros do it 'till they can't get it wrong..

When there's nothing to do, you do nothing slowly and intently..

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself..

The original deal we made was that Walker would be treated like a regular movie, rather than an arthouse thing..

I'm a sucker for a man who giggles-not a high-pitched serial-killer sort of giggle, but a lighthearted laugh..

This depravation of our nature is nothing else but the blotting of God's image in us..

You get what you get when you get it..

I have learnt more from my failures than my successes..

Things are what they are, and whatever will be, will be..

A runway is like a shrink's couch; stuff just comes out..

The orchestral or symphonic music never interested me..