God has always been the head of my life, even before I knew it..

I’m really not interested in women as victims. Look at me, I get the last laugh ‘cause I get to be funny about it..

So much of the humor on new sitcoms plays to the lowest common denominator. Wit isn't nearly given as much attention as slipping on a banana peel. So….

Who do you serve? Do you serve somebody? I serve the poem, no one..

Education liberates a woman..

One thing that I am proud of: I am really capable of laughing at myself..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

...friendship is something you do..

I modeled from the time I was 15 until I was 20..

We evolved. We have only to look at the pouting face of a young chimpanzee to laugh at its reflections of ourselves. We know that more then 98 perc….

I can cry at the drop of a hat. I've always found that easier than laughing in films..

I follow politics, but I don't like to discuss it..

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else..

I would never say that I'm not going to do something. I like not being limited..

I don’t like to do negatives. There are always pluses to things..

All my work comes out of my life..

Laughing is such a pure and natural thing I try to laugh every day. Think that's one of the most important things in life..

I read the Phantom comics when I was in Australia shooting 'Dead Calm'' and when one of the crew told me that there were plans for a movie, I went fo….

I even watched Mulholland Drive in French... it didn't make much more sense in French, but I have to say, it didn't make any less sense either..

He who is still laughing is he who hasn't heard the terrible news..

I don't do politics. I just like to laugh..