He never knew when he was whipped ... So he never was..

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback..

In truth, Freud sees nothing and understands nothing..

Tis a sad day when ye ha' t' pinch yerself t' see if ye're awake or in th' midst o' a night terror. 'Tis a really sad day when ye have t' pinch yerse….

I wanted to have a global company, so I chose a global name. Alibaba is easy to spell, and people everywhere associate that with "Open, Sesame," the ….

I make movies. I'm not in politics..

I'm just someone who observes a lot..

We are what we repeatedly do but we can be perceived by what we repeatedly say..

There are too many of us and we are all too far apart..

When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out..

Become such as you are, having learned what that is..

What is not possible is not to choose..

I used to lie between cool, clean sheets at night after I'd had a bath, after I had washed my hair and scrubbed my knuckles and finger-nails and teet….

Me? I slept like the dead, which I hoped wasn’t a sign of things to come..

One of the most terrible things about the English education System in Ireland is its ruthlessness...it is cold and mechanical, like the ruthlessness ….

I seriously hope all the things i talk about are erroneous and false.

I'm a very cheap date..

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning..

You have to picturize, prayerize and actualize..

The truth is, this being errand boy to one hundred and fifty thousand people tires me so by night I am ready for bed instead of soirees..

There's nothing terribly wrong with The November Man in a serviceable late-night cable TV sort of way but neither is there anything terribly right ab….