My sister and I were born in San Francisco. When our parents died, we came down here to live with relatives..

There are some things that can't be measured..

You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it..

I find OOP technically unsound..

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig..

My parent are very proud, but Dad ripped into me for throwing a club on the 11th. He's happy with the way I played, but he always has to have somethi….

It all began when... they're funny, those words. Everyone uses them, without thinking what they mean. When does anything begin? With everyone it begi….

She is inhumanly alone. And then, all at once, she isn't..

It's time to discuss what it's going to take to get you beneath me"-GC.

My act is based on my life..

A day without a smile is a day wasted.

I took the fear of marriage from my parents' relationship, because I didn't want to end up in a relationship like that, whereas my brothers and siste….

I'm a trained martial artist. My parents were both martial artists..

I've met a surprising number of comedy writers whose parents are scientists. Both have an antiauthoritarian slant - they're both skeptics..

Keep practicing. Never let someone tell you you're too small or too slow..

My grandmother and both my parents worked in Bollywood..

Everything constantly changes..

The one-two punch of New York media calling up every agency and corporate advertiser, keeping lists of advertisers who stayed on - " i.e., with Bill ….

Whatever your image is, it's probably not you, but it affords you the freedom to live up to it..

I discovered that the more I hustled, the luckier I seemed to get..

I have no absolute right to my wealth; it comes from my ancestors, my parents and from the billions of people who have worked before me to learn, to ….