I'm like a woman scorned. I'm prepared to continue to kick their fanny until the last day I'm alive on this Earth because they have mistreated too ma….

People who go for humor are wonderful because they do great humor. People who go for wit and end up with humor are people who have made a mistake..

This planet might be able to support perhaps as many as half a billion people who could live a sustainable life in relative comfort. Human population….

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself wi….

Courage doesn't always roar..

Really. Is there anything nice to be said about other people's vacations?.

I'm not a hater, I'm not one of those people. I do think it's dope when people get recognized for whatever it is that they do, so more power to every….

When people are talking about you, it means that you exist..

'Christian' used to be a throwaway word. People didn't used to use it much. People didn't start self-labeling or getting labeled Christian until the ….

It's funny, people say 'Welcome back' when I haven't gone anywhere..

I think if he [Donald Trump] goes to the super bowl, he thinks the guys in the huddle are talking about him..

The secret to understanding me is, I'm not trying to be anybody other than who I actually am. People want candid, refreshing leadership. And I've alw….

America will never move forward if you decide to leave a nation of people behind..

When you have faith in something a lot of other people believe then you a member of the church" said Ceas, "When you have faith in something nobody b….

People with nothing to hide don't usually feel the need to say so..

Ordinary people can bring about change..

Research is what drives me. When I get a script, I go to the real world and touch the real people..

Donald Trump is not going to be the nominee, because we are not going to allow - people will wake up and we're not going to allow a con artist to tak….

I suppose we don't rely on comparison enough to tell us whom it is that we are talking to. We give people the liberty of fashioning themselves in the….

Too many people are buying gifts for themselves when they pick out a gift for a friend..

The questions worth asking, in other words, come not from other people but from nature, and are for the most part delicate things easily drowned out ….