Quotes on Religious Humor

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell? No, said the priest, not if you did not know. Then why, asked the Inuit earnestly, did you tell me?

The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

Believe those who seek the truth, doubt those who find it; doubt all, but do not doubt yourself.

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.

I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.

Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.