Quotes on Sex And Death

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

The best way to get kids to read a book is to say: 'This book is not appropriate for your age, and it has all sorts of horrible things in it like sex and death and some really big and complicated ideas, and you're better off not touching it until you're all grown up. I'm going to put it on this shelf and leave the room for a while. Don't open it.

Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.