I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.

He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion... no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out of proportion. Yes. To him, no matter what the season was, this was still a town that existed in black and white and pulsated to the great tunes of George Gershwin.

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.