I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
Woody AllenRead
I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
Interpretation
What this quote means
The quote reflects how the fear of missing therapy sessions ironically kept the speaker from taking drastic actions against himself.
In this quote, Woody Allen humorously captures the paradox of feeling suicidal yet being tethered to the responsibility of attending therapy sessions. The dark humor arises from the notion that monetary loss can be a motivator for survival, highlighting the absurdities of life and mental health struggles while also emphasizing the role of therapy in navigating such crises.
Themes
HumorTherapyMental HealthSuicideIrony
In practice
Example use cases
A mental health awareness event where the quote is used to illustrate the importance of therapy in dark times.
More from Woody Allen
All quotes →He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion... no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out of proportion. Yes. To him, no matter what the season was, this was still a town that existed in black and white and pulsated to the great tunes of George Gershwin.
Woody AllenRead
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Woody AllenRead
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody AllenRead
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Woody AllenRead
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Woody AllenRead
Similar quotes
Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete.
Whitney CummingsRead
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George CarlinRead
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
Tracy MorganRead
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
Bob MonkhouseRead
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
Jon StewartRead
If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.
Winston ChurchillRead