If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest..
No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist..
I employed my wife for three years to sit in the attic and type up my autobiography, 700 pages, organise everywhere I go. I'm paying the normal rate ….
I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage..
I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious..
Social Democratic and trade union organs have approved of the illegal invasion of Belgium, of the massacre of suspected guerrillas, as well as their ….
If any of you would bring judgment the unfaithful wife, let him also weight the heart of her husband in scales, and measure his soul with measurement….
You can not pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns..
I don't have kids. Maybe that's kept me young. I have a wife for almost 50 years and she looks after me a little bit like I was seven years-old..
If your wife briefly corrects someone with "Actually, I'm bisexual" during conversation, it hardly sounds like attempting to remain an object of desi….
One thing you can say about Trump is that he is not a traditional patriarch. He has a wife who's not even in the White House. And you could say the s….
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's..
U2 was involved in Live Aid, and I ended up going to Ethiopia and working there for some time with my wife, Ali..
She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose..
A husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness..
In the old days, one married a wife; now one forms a company with a female partner, or moves in to live with a friend. And then one seduces the partn….
If they lost the incredible conviction that they can change their wives or husbands, marriage would collapse at once..
My wife said I look like a Latin American dictator. I said, 'That's what I am'.
When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it..
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was..
We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still….