I want to thank my wife who I don't normally usually associate with Iran. I want to thank you for working on our marriage for 10 Christmases. It's go….
In my experience with women that I’ve dated and my wife now, is you have to know what they care about. And even if you aren’t a huge fan of it, you s….
My petite little platinum blonde beauty of a wife suddenly turned into a public-relations dynamo. "The business is Buzz!" she proclaimed, and indeed ….
My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer..
In my house, neither my wife nor my daughter are impressed that I'm on television, and they remind me of that frequently..
I don't have a wife, I don't have any kids, I don't have any addictions that keep me drooling on the couch, and I'm kind of target oriented..
First the husband tried to make the wife his possession, and once she is a possession he loses interest. There is some hidden logic in it: his whole ….
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out..
You can ask my wife about my stamina..
I'm not very good at being a wife because I break all the rules..
I have three kids and a wife, and any moments that aren't dedicated to working on this film in some way, or family, are immediately reserved for slee….
I never owned a pair of blue jeans until I met my second wife..
There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows..
The universe doesn't really care if you bounce back. It doesn't feel that weird to write about paralysis or being in hospital or losing a child or, y….
I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave..
A loss, but who still mourns the breath of one woman, or laments one wife? Though my heart never can forget, how, for one look, she gave up her life..
As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking..
My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy..
Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in..
If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religi….
My lovely wife Janet has been in a few paintings. She is basically a reserved woman who has never sought the limelight. She has always been there thr….