My wife and I lived all alone, contention was our only bone. I fought with her, she fought with me, and things went on right merrily. But now I l….
A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they….
My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat..
I got to meet Andy [Hertzfeld], and he sort of opened his life to me. He showed me Palo Alto and we had food together and I met his wife and saw his ….
When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion..
My wife doesn't even want to spend 2 hours with me..
I'm very fortunate to have the support of the people around me, I feel happy because my wife helps me and people who are close..
God wants a love partner, centering on the place where husband and wife become one through their sexual organs, God wants to appear and meet us...I w….
Mothers, wives and maids, These be the tools with which priests manage men..
He gambled all his life, he's got 27 children, yet he's never had a wife..
Everyone thinks they have the prettiest wife at home..
My wife - she could help me get the negs out!.
Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hang….
My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear..
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead..
I live in a state of hypersensitivity, and I've always had this feeling that something bad is going to happen to myself, or my wife and children. Thi….
My wife and I are parents to a 4 year old and a 2 year old. It's really important for me to always be there for bath time and breakfast time and on t….
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat..
I was once walking in an airport and a woman came up to me and said, 'Be zany!'. That'd be like walking up to Baryshikov and going, 'Plie! Just do a ….
A dowried wife, friends, beauty, birth, fair fame, These are the gifts of money, heavenly dame: Be but a moneyed man, persuasion tips Your tongue, an….
I'm marrying my common-law wife, Beth, the Christian way, with a preacher and all that..