I wanted to run after him, but remembered that it is ridiculous to run after one's wife's lover in one's socks; and I did not wish to be ridiculous b….
I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese..
Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when he's arguing with thre….
Maybe it's shallow of me to have a wife that's so beautiful, but it makes things easier. To me she's the most beautiful woman in the world..
Politics is not really different from marriage. You cannot get things done in your relationship if you tell your wife: Look, if you haven't made the ….
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the gu….
My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore..
I do not understand that because I do not want a negro woman for a slave I must necessarily want her for a wife. My understanding is that I can just ….
You marry somebody you love, that you feel like you want to spend the rest of your life with, that you're excited to wake up with every morning if yo….
Suddenly you're the mom, or you go from ... You're not an ingénue, you don't want to play an ingénue, but it's like that line in The First Wives Club….
I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife..
My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat..
I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife..
John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the place where he first proposed to he….
I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife..
When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop..
You have done all the work in this business. I get a wife out of it, Jones gets the credit, pray what remains for you?" "For me," said Sherlock Holme….
Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when you find what ….
As an actor, I know that any feelings you're showing are manufactured. But I still don't want to fool my mind into thinking my wife`s into another gu….
Sovereign money procures a wife with a large fortune, gets a man credit, creates friends, stands in place of pedigree, and even of beauty..
As soon as a person takes a part as a homosexual, the press says, "What do your wife and children think of this?" And the actor never says, "Well, la….