My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 whe….
Last year my wife got a Rolls-Royce..
Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion..
As a woman you are better off in life earning your own money. You couldn't prevent your husband from leaving you or taking another wife, but you coul….
My wife and children are the greatest force that keeps me sober and strong..
John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut up! What's the matter with you?! Are you nuts?!'.
You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person..
With all due respect," Christopher muttered, "this conversation is leading nowhere. At least one of you should point out that Beatrix deserves a bett….
Before I can process what’s happening, Deirdre has opened her hands and Linden has taken the ring from her and slipped it onto my finger. “Rhine Ashb….
It is just that I don't want a wife and I don't want kids..
If I could pick my wife by name, It'd be Whitney. That name just sounds right.
Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an ….
I wanted to run after him, but remembered that it is ridiculous to run after one's wife's lover in one's socks; and I did not wish to be ridiculous b….
My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex..
I've read about eight or ten of the original novels, and one of them is where Maigret's in bed for the entire story! His wife is running around and s….
I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese..
Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when he's arguing with thre….
John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit..
Maybe it's shallow of me to have a wife that's so beautiful, but it makes things easier. To me she's the most beautiful woman in the world..
Will you do me the honor of being my wife?.
Politics is not really different from marriage. You cannot get things done in your relationship if you tell your wife: Look, if you haven't made the ….