A man who marries at my age isn't taking a wife, he's indenturing a nurse..
I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!.
Researchers in Canada say they have discovered the part of the brain that is used to make decisions, and this is weird: If you're married, it's actua….
I call my wife and talk to my children four or five times a day. I've surrounded myself with great people and friends, plus I'm always willing to mak….
He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you d….
I'm going out with these old guys. One guy gave me a hickey and left his teeth in my neck. Another man, we were having a perfectly lovely dinner; he ….
Candidates' wives are supposed to sit cheerfully through their husbands' appearances..
What would be a perfect day for me? I'd like to fly the Millennium Falcon to a small café outside of Vienna, and there's a PlayStation 3 or an XBox s….
My wife taught me the importance of living well..
I no longer need to be someone's wife. I'm doing okay as I am..
I have members of my immediate family, and my wife's immediate family, who voted for Donald Trump, and now there's this gulf that I have no interest ….
I have nothing against women. Some of my best wives were women..
Men often joke about this assignment (I Peter 3:7): 'Who can understand a woman?' God has answered the question loud and clear. You can. You can u….
Marriage is sanctified when it is cherished and honored in holiness. That union is not merely between husband and wife; it embraces a partnership wit….
He tried to give his wife pleasure in little ways, because he had come to realize, after nearly two decades together, how often he disappointed her i….
I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have..
To take a wife merely as an agreeable and rational companion, will commonly be found to be a grand mistake..
No good sentences ever include the word ‘should.’ I should have paid the tavern bill; now they’re coming to break my legs. I should never have run of….
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely..
...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife..
My wife and I lived all alone, contention was our only bone. I fought with her, she fought with me, and things went on right merrily. But now I l….