May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose..
I'll never forget what it was like to hold my wife and children again, to know that I was home, to know that I had managed to survive..
The parts for women, you're either like the quietly suffering wife or the wild girl..
If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life, And I had to start a new one with just my children and my wife, I'd thank my lucky s….
Change everything except your wife and kids.
At the end of the day, what I cherish most are the human relationships. With the unfailing support of my wife and partner I have lived my life to the….
Once I came out in college I just have always been out and at work with pretty much everybody. My wife and I both working as journalists, because she….
For I, hearing my Lord's estate amongst many more estates was to be sold, and that the wives of the owners should have an allowance therefrom, it gav….
People always ask me, 'Why did your wife take that extra job?' What they don't know is that four out of five days a week she's going to be home havin….
Growing up, I used to watch Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, All in the Family. Those were the shows I watched growing up with my family. And, believe ….
How can a Man respect his Wife when he has a contemptible Opinion of her and her Sex?.
one year as his wife, and id have become one of those abject, quaking women who look at their husbands when someone asks them a question. I've always….
The correct attitude of the security analyst toward the stock market might well be that of a man toward his wife. He shouldn't pay too much attention….
I would rather be a fairly happy wife and mother..
Because I'm a chef, I eat out frequently, so it's hard for me to control what I consume in terms of calories. But when I'm at home, I eat what my wif….
I can't throw books away. My wife is always telling me to get rid of some..
Burton, though an infidel, made it his business to investigate thoroughly every religion. Know a man's faith , and you knew at least half the man. Kn….
I made jokes about kissing Murphy Brown. But if that's what cost me my job, my wife will probably say, "Hey asshole, I told you so"..
Actors come up and just blatantly hit on my wife in front of me and don't even look at me..
My wife Mariana is a good photographer too and, like me, she just picks up a camera and takes a picture when she sees something, rather than looking ….
There was a time when I thought I loved my first wife more than life itself. But now I hate her guts. I do. How do you explain that? What happened to….