I'm giving serious thought into eating yor wife” - Hannibal Lecter.
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes..
A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does..
If you ask my wife, the biggest fault is my inability around the house. She says the only thing handy about me is that I'm close by. And, I have a te….
I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look a….
I don't speak a lot when I get home, during the season. It's great. I just get to sit and listen. My wife gets to tell me whatever she wants to tell ….
If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there..
Custom is, nevertheless, the greatest enchantress, and in a home one of the most benevolent of fairies. A wife was young, and becomes old; it is cust….
My daughter lived with my wife being ill since she was 2..
Who doth desire that chaste his wife should be, first be he true, for truth doth truth deserve..
My wife told me one of the sweetest things one could hear: 'I am not jealous. But I am truly sad for all the actresses who embrace you and kiss you w….
I always expected to be working construction with my family, so every day I get to travel the world and have fun with my friends is a bonus. I really….
Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge raised security alert to a code red. Apparently Howard Dean has escaped. Did you see Dean's crazed speech the other….
I should now find myself a wife!.
…the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi.
The wife who submits to sexual intercourse against her wishes or desires, virtually commits suicide; while the husband who compels it, commits murder..
A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them..
In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief..
Some of the wives didn't keep up with the program. It started breaking apart during the Apollo days..
Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, young men, wives, widows, brothers-in….
That man who is without religion and mercy should be rejected. A guru without spiritual knowledge should be rejected. The wife with an offensive face….