I love Japanese and Thai food, especially seafood, and eat out with my wife two or three times a week..
Have a working spouse, because you won't earn a living from writing - not at first, if ever. My wife worked for years to support us..
I remember when I met my wife and that she could just grab my hand and I would just ease. I dont know how to say that but it was one of the coolest t….
Time travel is only a little less confusing than wives..
I have taken a wife, I have sold my sovereignty for a dowry. [Lat., Uxorem accepi, dote imperium vendidi.].
That wife is an enemy to her husband who is given in marriage against her will..
I've got a great wife, a great life..
You can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother..
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?.
I don't see dramatic television because my wife is a political junkie, and we have 12 sets going night and day so she doesn't miss a word walking fro….
I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried..
I play a slave. How black is that? I have to wear chains. How whack is that? But don’t worry. I get free. I save my wife and I kill all the white peo….
Face the fact that there's only one sure-fire way to erase credit card debt. By picking up a big, shiny pair of scissors and cutting your wife in hal….
My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step aside while the IT gal figures it ou….
Jesse Jackson's wife was arrested in Puerto Rico while protesting the naval bombings there. Jesse said he was holding a meeting with four of his secr….
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last..
I'm very close with Bob and his lovely, fabulous wife Catherine, too..
My wife, who, poor wretch, is troubled with her lonely life..
I find my wife hath something in her gizzard, that only waits an opportunity of being provoked to bring up; but I will not, for my content-sake, give….
Men generally are afraid of a wife who has more understanding than themselves..
My wife looks at the person Park Jae Sang and the singer who goes up on stage, Psy, as different people..