My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.'.
I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives..
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it..
For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one..
No husband will ever be better avenged than by his wife's lover..
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake.".
... talk, not sex, constitutes most of the intercourse between a man and his wife..
For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and fun as my relationship with my wife th….
Since all the maids are good and lovable, from whence come the bad wives?.
The reason modern poetry is difficult is so that the poet's wife cannot understand it..
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife..
All other goods by fortune's hand are given, A wife is the peculiar gift of Heaven..
My wife, trying to be helpful, goes to the grocery store and buys this stuff called soy bacon. Let me tell you something: I know soy beans are good f….
My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard..
It was really phenomenal [Warren Buffett donation]. It grew out of the friendship that we had and the fact that his plan to have his wife run the fou….
Our ability to fall in love requires enough comfort with our masculinity to join it with someone's femininity and feel enhanced. .. . If our mother m….
A lot of people look for you to change. Everything has stayed the same. Financially, this is God's money, and my wife and I are just stewards of it..
She is a true wife who is clean (suci), expert, chaste, pleasing to the husband, and truthful..
My wife says I'm only comfortable when there's a fight. And it's true. The thing that motivates me is struggle..
We have three things in common: Irish wives, the ability to speak for 17 minutes without a verb, and the fact that we both speak with an accent..
My wife and I try not to get into each other's work too much..