I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife..
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week..
I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called back to say that shes just called up to s….
People are led to reason thus: a woman who is a wife is one who has made a permanent sex bargain for her maintenance; the woman who is not married mu….
Women have suffered too much from the Conspiracy of Silence to allow that conspiracy to last one minute longer. It has been an established and admitt….
My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce..
I have an antique console stand-up radio that I bought in a yard sale, that I've always half-believed has magical properties. It's in my office, and ….
Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says: “My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in….
It drives me nuts how I rely on my wife for everything. I can't imagine a day without her!.
I am his awfully-wedded wife..
If you are married and you go off and have an affair with someone, if you are a husband who does that, it may potentially hurt your wife enormously. ….
I've cried a hundred times at The Notebook. My wife cries and that makes me cry, and she makes me promise we're going to die in bed together. I'm lik….
A lack of desire is something I've never experienced. I'd have to be on my deathbed before I stopped wanting-- no, never mind, I was on my deathbed i….
Mr. Weasley was unavailable for comment, although his wife told reporters to clear off or she'd set the family ghoul on them..
I wake my wife up at 3 a.m. and say, "Listen to this!".
Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lif….
My wife assures me she didn't sleep with Tiger Woods, but how can I believe her?.
Wealth, a friend, a wife, and a kingdom may be regained; but this body when lost may never be acquired again..
It could be worse," he said finally. "Efrenia married an arsonist. Jake's wife is a kleptomaniac. I suppose, a psychopathic spree killer isn't that o….
I tell my wife all my secrets..
Show me a wife who doesn't offer advice and I'll show you one who doesn't care very much..