I often say that if you want to really want to understand the contract of marriage just ask anyone who has been divorced. The marriage contract is on….
What are you looking at?” she asks. What am I looking at? My future wife? The mother of my children? The person I was put on this earth to find? Yes..
Love and honesty are the things that make a good wife and mother..
Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact, my wife almost never ate eit….
I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set - and they're both working..
I want to warn potential victims. Many of them are women, and many of them are battered women. It's a cause for me. When I look back, though, so many….
My wife, who does not like journalizing, said it was leaving myself embowelled to posterity--a good strong figure. But I think itis rather leaving my….
I never quite know when I'm not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, "Dammit, Thurber, stop writing." She usually catches m….
Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him..
I bequeath all my property to my wife on the condition that she remarry immediately. Then there will be at least one man to regret my death..
I am an inveterate homemaker, it is at once my pleasure, my recreation, and my handicap. Were I a man, my books would have been written in leisure, p….
A good husband makes a good wife at any time..
A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval..
I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my friend, you're my wife, you're my girlfriend, you're my co-worke….
My wife has a line of fine Indian foods, that's kind of a very successful business. It's an interesting way to see life..
Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!.
I'll cab it home." "Naw. I'll hang until you're through. Then I'll drag you back to your apartment. Watch you throw up for an hour. Push you into bed….
I am humbled by the nomination. I got to work with a cast and writers made up of geniuses. The good news is I can finally realize my life long dream ….
When you're a big money earner and your husband isn't, it makes you question how feminine you are. I felt I was less feminine than if I was a support….
I think you need to have people around you who can remind you that, actually, what you just said makes no sense. Fortunately, I have my wife to do th….
[writing to Stirling in 1740] ... an unlucky accident happened to some of the French mathematicians in Peru. It seems that they were shewing French g….