Quotes on Wit And Humor

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions.

Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.