Quotes on Witty

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I believe in free will. Of those that, like us, are in a privileged situation at least. For you, for me: people who are living in western society, people who are not repressed, who are free. We can choose. The things go largely like you want them to go. You control your own life. Your own will is extremely powerful.

Human blunders usually do more to shape history than human wickedness.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature - the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.

Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.

The future is made of the same stuff as the present.

There is an element of seduction in shoes that doesn't exist for men. A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Sir, money, money, the most charming of all things; money, which will say more in one moment than the most elegant lover can in years. Perhaps you will say a man is not young; I answer he is rich. He is not genteel, handsome, witty, brave, good-humored, but he is rich, rich, rich, rich, rich -that one word contradicts everything you can say against him.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.

I think it would be a good idea.

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

You have delighted us long enough.

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.