I've been things and seen places..

Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be t….

I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't?.

The devil's most devilish when respectable..

Why don't you write books people can read?(to her husband James).

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'.

The real fact of the matter is that nobody reads ads. People read what interests them, and sometimes it's an ad..

Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval..

No man should travel until he has learned the language of the country he visits. Otherwise he voluntarily makes himself a great baby - so helpless an….

If you can't convince them, confuse them..

What do you take me for, an idiot?.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one i….

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter..

Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves..

My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies..

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'.

Government 'help' to business is just as disastrous as government persecution... the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity i….

The covers of this book are too far apart..

I know not whether Laws be right, Or whether Laws be wrong; All that we know who be in jail Is that the wall is strong; And that each day is ….

He grinned. “Busted. I’m a monster. Jev is my deceptively harmless — and shockingly handsome — alter ego.” “And I’m on top of it,” she announced with….

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another..