Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination..

I read the script [of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency] and went, "I haven't read anything this good, in a long time." I thought it was absolu….

And they're [Coen brothers] so smart, they're so witty, they have such an extraordinary way of communicating with an audience in a such a clean way -….

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat..

Advertising is what you do when you can't go see somebody. That's all it is..

I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on..

I've never had a humble opinion. If you've got an opinion, why be humble about it?.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up..

When you talk yourself, you think how witty, how original, how acute you are; but when another does so, you are very apt to think only - What a crib ….

The best way to hold a man is in your arms..

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong..

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker..

Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities..

Our sweetest hopes rise blooming. And then again are gone, They bloom and fade alternate, And so it goes rolling on. I know it, and it troub….

Let's say you have $1,000,000 tied up in your little company and suddenly your advertising isn't working and sales are going down. And everything dep….

I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction..

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?.

Atheism Explained is a gem. It is clear, informative, well-argued, provocative, often witty, and unfailingly interesting. David Ramsay Steele ranges ….

I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvin….

A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours..

In Korean, my lyrics are witty and have twists. But translated into English, it doesn't come over. I've tried writing in English, just for me, but it….